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So, the PB&J post was such a big *snort* hit, let's see what other freaky food tidbits we can come up with...

I put salt on my watermelon.

Ketchup on eggs is both weird and wrong. Salsa, however, is sublime. Better yet, add cheese, onions, red bell peppers and Cajun Sunshine sauce.

As I mentioned a few days ago, ham and onion sandwiches are really good.

Okay, hit me...what's your weird food fancy?

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Posted 06/21/02
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I'll Have The Soup

Here is one man's description of the ideal Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich.

He is so confused. Not only is using toast for a PB&J both evil and wrong, but crunchy peanut butter is for communists. And preserves? No, no, no, no. Fruit goo with seeds in it has no place in a sandwich of any kind.

Everyone knows that a proper PB&J is made with creamy peanut butter and grape jelly. The peanut butter and jelly should be mixed together in a bowl until it turns gray. A nice medium gray will do. It should then be liberally dolloped onto weak white bread that will fall apart halfway through eating, dripping gray ambrosia all over your plate and clothing.


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Posted 06/17/02
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