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I have just had to shred my beloved PayPal debit card. Because these assnugget fuckwads charged my account for a pissant $10 website template.

Who the motherfucking hell do these very-late-night-after-chugging-tequila rimjobs think they are? Google turns up nothing on them, not a damned thing. But Google turns up quite a bit on me, including the tiny sliver of an notion that I might be a FUCKING WEBSITE DESIGNER. And I'm not going to notice a pissant $10 charge on my favorite account to a medi-fucking-ocre platypuscocksucking template mill??

As. If.

And their explanation is ha-ha funny in the way Al Sharpton running for president is goddamned hilarious. And I quote:

We searched our database and found that this transaction was not made under your name. May be somebody made a mistake and typed not his/her card number. Since the charge you report was not in your name we will surely remove it. The refund will be then stated in your account within three or four business days.

Ah, too limeyfucking late, precious. You have called down the whirlwind, time to break out the helmets and lubricant gel.

AHEM is peopled exclusively by lying, cheating, goat-fornicating, blowfish-suckers.

Pass it on.

I've cancelled my beloved PayPal debit card, and cut out it's tiny plastic heart with my best scissors. In 7 to 10 days I will be made whole again.

Posted 02/13/04 in Idiocy Abounds
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hat others said:

Lex said:

They can't be doing too well. According to their (rather ugly) Web site, it's Dec. 19.

February 13, 2004 10:41 PM

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Joanne said:

I just discovered a $9.95 charge on my checking account statement from, and I have never even heard of them let alone every purchased anything from them. It is clear they are running a scam and somehow getting card numbers and fraudulently charging them. Just wanted you to know you are not alone, and that you are definitely right about who and what this company is.


February 18, 2004 06:43 AM

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B said:

I just found the same $9.95 charge on my account, too. No idea who the hell they are. They don't answer the phone, and I'll see if they e-mail me back. If not, it's down to the bank to contest the charge.

February 23, 2004 12:33 PM

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